You want to feel useful? Good. Now you can be.

Below are two banners. Copy them. Paste them on your sad little site.
Send traffic to me – and maybe I’ll let you feel important for once.

Promoting me is easy. I already do all the work just by existing.
You? You follow instructions. No begging, no approval, no excuses.

If you want to be part of my empire, figure it out.
Don’t ask questions. Don’t waste my time. Just promote.

And if your referrals actually impress me?
Maybe I’ll toss you a bone, little one.