You want to feel useful? Good. Now you can be.

Below are two banners. Copy them. Paste them on your sad little site. Send traffic to me, and maybe I’ll let you pretend you’re doing something important.

Promoting me is easy. I already do all the work just by existing. You? You just follow instructions. No begging, no approval process…if you want to be part of my empire, you figure it out.

Don’t ask me dumb questions. Don’t waste my time. Just promote.

And yes, if your referrals impress me? I might actually throw you a bone.